mikeedesign:

“Jesus is a Biscuit” sticky note sketch.
Colored in photoshop, April 2012.

just about wet my pants when i watched the cut finger caption

My nickname for Erik Northman…….

This is literally where my bestie in Belfast, auntie Longstreet aka @irishhotpie’s cat sleeps. SLEEPS! It’s the top of a door! It looks so comfie, non?

My cartoon me! Someone fabulous did the cutest funniest animated skit of some of the drag race season 3 kids. Auntie Longstreet will post the link to lolz with us

Today is Great day. I am about to embark on a journey that I have chosen at a crossroads (not the Britney kind, unfortch). I didn’t make the decision easily or lightly and I can’t wait to share it with you all, the ones I share everything with, the ones I make decisions for.

This is going to be a monumental year because i’m about to force this Bitch to lean and bend in MY favor so lookout GLITTERAZZI, mamas gonna make you proud and happeh!!!

Day one of my complete body cleanse/juice feast and i’m about an hour in and dang Gina, this is EASY! Why haven’t I done this sooner???!!! waiting for my car to get fixed in a crowded body shop waiting room with all walks of life watching regis and Kelly and not a single one of them is aware of the fact that i’m about to go have a speculum inserted into my anus and have the past 40 years flushed out of my body!!! If they only knew, they’d be sweating me Fo sho! I promise tumblrs, deets to follow…..

It’s crazy but the majority of my sexual fantasy dreams involve mostly gay or speculated gay men. Shocker! Last nights lusty fun was provided by one RYAN SEACREST and let me tell you, the frosty ripped radio/hosting wonder worked me over LOVELY. Who knew he had it in him? I will be watching IDOL with new bedroom eyes next season. Mmmmmm……

Past dreams/fantasies included: Pee Wee Herman (not Paul Ruebens but actually Pee Wee) and Michael Jackson to name a few

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” Sooooo, While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects YOaz!!!

my GOD i love this mash up….the word on the street is that megan fox is now “curvy” bwahahaha…..curvy? CURVYYYYY? maybe her PUBES are curvy but it most certainly aint her boday (not that im mad at it by the way, it just aint curvy)